December 2011
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2011 in review
january: shitty. bad classes, horrible NYE.
february: baby improvements.
march: if a guy seems too good to be true, he probably is. times two.
april: SPRING BREAAKKK
may: can school be over plz
june: FINALLY SUMMER BREAK
july: good times with the best fraaans
august: all alone by csula self, getting my tan on, starting up a bad hookup situation AGAIN
september: first month of sophomore...
Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
“I used to think Romeo and Juliet was the greatest love story ever written. But...”
– J. Conrad Guest (via atomos)
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“Sometimes he performs cunnilingus. Not often enough, in my opinion.”
– Lisbeth Salander, on Mikael Blomkvist in “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” (via or-nothing)
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Me lying in bed: Omg that is the most perfect idea for this story. Yes, oh sweet baby jesus. So much perfection. It will flow so well. Oh...I can't wait to write this. It's going to be so great.
Me sitting in front of my computer: HOW DO I WORDS?!
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creepy anon meme blogs with mitt romney ads on PLEASE GO AWAY and stop liking my posts.
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after college to do list (three years in advance)
santorini
tokyo
cairo
johannesburg
istanbul
athens
moscow
rome
paris
berlin
london
madrid
barcelona
lisbon
rio de janeiro
dublin
glasgow
sydney
amsterdam
buenos aires
milan
mumbai
seoul
melbourne
bogota
copenhagen
prague
budapest
cape town
lima
oslo
osaka
lyon
st. petersburg
monaco
calcutta
shanghai
perth
...
i can hear coyotes howling in my backyard and my sissypants 110 pound dog has come trotting into my room so i can protect him.
annoying, but adorable.
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every once and a while i just want to get up and leave. hop a plane to spain or italy or ireland or greece and just GO. just pack a camera and get a job in a bar or a cafe. leave LA behind me and start over somewhere where literally no one knows me. stay in crappy little hotels and only learn the dirty words and slang of languages. meet total strangers who always ask if you’ve heard of their...
“Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway.”
– Robert Downey Jr.
(via beccjay)
wise words
(via keremmermutlu)
“The trouble was, I had been inadequate all along, I simply hadn’t thought about...”
– Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar (via Slaughterhouse 90210)
(via srsly)
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“I love Los Angeles. I know a lot of people go there and they see just a huge...”
– David Lynch, Catching The Big Fish (via mlee525)
Acceptable ways of saying ‘you’re attractive’ on tumblr:
FUCK YOU
ASSHOLE OH MY GOD
H O W
W H Y
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EVERYTHING
IT’S NOT EVEN FAIR
WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT
WHY DO YOU EXIST
GET OUT
LEAVE
I HATE YOU SO MUCH
ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING
ASLUTKDRAYFCSLGV.SYIA;SFTD;FAY FUCK ME
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Unacceptable ways of saying ‘you’re...
Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
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lykke li
marina diamandis
lana del rey
#peopleiwanttobe
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The Real Madrid Christmas greetings video of 2011.... →
precious little snowflakes :3
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i’m bringing back my #GTFIM tag, i decided.
aka my sergio ramos/spanish nt tag.
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came home from work and had a lovely snack of irish bangers & tea (: soo happy and content right now.
and hopefully getting some dual citizenship soon!
For the (Holiday) Win
cultofpretty:
You guys are probably thinking that since it’s the Friday before Christmas, you’re going to get a good giveaway.
Well go stuff yourselves. WITH. ALL. THIS. STUUFFFFFF! [Oprah voice]
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